The Press on Steroids...

Well here is the problem, little Johnny can't hit four home runs per game in Little league, and clearly he needs to do this if he is to realize Dad's dream of being the highest paid player in the history of the universe. So, we must give him steroids...its the only way and everyone knows it is how Bonds and ARod and McGuire hit all those home runs...in fact it seemed odd that so many of Bush's lawyers are out busting his former players[ some folks gave him the opportunity to own part of a baseball team, they liked his father...Texas Ranger stuff] because they should be out taking steroids too...so that they can hit home runs and be highly paid by someone like Bush... better yet..what they heck am I doing sitting here in this chair...writing a blog...I  should be taking steroids too... as a matter of fact... hey, Grandma...you could get a deal as the best hitting Grandma in history too... just need an anabol highball a day ...and lets call Scott Boras... Steroids are the answer, but what the heck is the question... could the question be...does an American have a right to privacy of their own body?  Does the word "confidential" mean anything if someone can make a buck... you can make a fortune violating Court Orders ?  and who knew that Sports Illustrated knew or cared anything about people with  clothes on?