This is Your Brain, and this is the Press on Steroids

Today the President set the nation on a road to recovery from the devastation of eight years of Republican mismanagement and social oppression, and i am writing about something even more alarming than the leg-end of Bush [and the gang that lied its way into a trillion dollar war for nothing more than the feeding of friends]; for first they put the press on a squad of tanks and Bradleys and told them they were in a war, and then they put the press on steroids in baseball...in both cases it was the American people who were taken for a ride.  Think back, embedded press and the invasion rides up to Baghdad, the crazy guy in the red tam keeps denying there is an army invading, and we are lobbing missiles at Saddam, and A SANDSTORM HITS AND GROUNDS OUR AIR COVER FOR SEVERAL DAYS LEAVING OUR TROOPS EXPOSED  but nothing really happened...I mean think  "Tet offensive", well that Administration was led by two fellows who also missed the Tet offensive... 54,000 young men and women died in the Vietnam war.

 Steroids now the press is on steroids... I would not mind all the fuss if it meant anything to anyone not ingesting the stuff...except for the children...we are teaching them that there is something to be gained from steroids, something so good that steroids have been banned..because it is cheating... preposterous is too good a word ..probably idiotic would be better...but factually unproven that these things make you better at anything except early illness, organ damage and premature death. SO WE SHOULD STOP ACTING LIKE DRUG PUSHERS SELLING RUMORS OF THINGS THAT OUR YOUNG PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE...sort of like the one about Saddam attacked the towers on 9/11... remember that one...